M E M O R Y L E S S N E S S

***** Announcing the Random, Out-of-Context fj Quote-Thing by GwD/Chach-O-Rama *****

- Who?

You, chach. Check it out.

- What?

A webpage that, when reloaded, displays a random, out-of-context quote by fastjack.

- When?

Like now, and shit. The shit now.

- Where?

http://www.chach-house.net/~lobo/fjquotes/

- Why?

It’s a good thing to check out if you can’t get your fix-o-fastjack.

Besides, it’s all on Seth’s bandwidth, so feel free to reload as often as you want.

- How

It’s a stupid 4 line php script. Whee.

—–

so, fastjack is a friend of mine. he’s one of the most witty and quotable people i’ve ever met. for several months, i’ve been logging quotes (out-of-context, naturally) from him that came up at various times during IM conversations. yesterday, i decided to put them all in a text file and write a php script that pulls one up at random when the page is reloaded. so here it is. (also, apparently some IRC fellows in the austin area (particularly lasher/sam) had a similar idea a long time ago; theirs was implemented as a bot. anyway, they gave me the quote file used by the bot, effectively doubling the number of quotes in the file. so, yeah, visit the above URL. reload a few times (or a bunch of times). laugh, cry.

GwD, INC. and SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT bring you 10 text files for 05/05/05.

That’s right, 9 issues of GwD and 1 issue of Retail Retards.

Where can you read the new crap? http://www.greeny.org/newcrap.html

Want the official news file about this release?

http://www.greeny.org/media/news/gwdnew22.txt, or just click the link on the “new crap” page.

-His Liciousness aka Scumdog Steev

why do i even have this thing? i don’t ever update it anymore. such is the way with me and journals, i guess.

work has been a bit boring lately, but i shouldn’t complain too much. it’ll likely pick up in the next few days.

whee.

nothing out of the ordinary has been going on lately, which is a good thing. just work and stuff.

there’ll most likely be a new GwD release on or around 05/05/05, because that day can’t be passed up. i think all necessary files have been submitted, but i just need to edit them. it’s probably time for “The GwD Star Wars Special 3” or whatever, too. hrm. maybe greeny.org will be back to looking purty by then, too. and someday, i’m gonna mess with scumdog entertainment stuff some more (new site, new Retail Retards), so that’ll be fun too.

there actually is no real point to this entry. hah! it’s just a sort of checklist for me to keep track of the projects i want to work on. we’ll see what happens.

aww yeah, GwaDBlog, the GwD blog-thing, is now available on LiveJournal. it’s not syndicated there; it’s actually cross-posted there.

so, if you’re on LJ and you’re interested in the links posted by some of the GwD types (actually, my brother is the most prevalent poster…the rest of you with posting access should, well, post), you might want to add GwaDBlog to your friends list.

if you want. if not, nevermind.

december 15, there’s a show that YOU should go to. Oh My God!, Nosmo King, Arbor Day. klusoz. doors at 8pm, show at 9pm. check it:

GwD and/or SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT flyer(s) coming soon. stay tuned.