M E M O R Y L E S S N E S S

oh yeah…here’s a picture of the creepy col. sanders statue i took in the louisville, kentucky airport when i was there a few months ago.

I AM COLONEL SANDERZ! I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

GRRRRRR!!!

this is gross, so feel free to skip it. or comment about how it made you vomit. or whatever.

so i just got back from the bathroom. when i got there, the two urinals were occupied. “no big deal,” i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls. i was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs. sure, it’s not uncommon to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom; that’s what they make those seat covers for. but it is rare to see a multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat. whoever used the stall last (hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have been sitting on each-other’s ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting) apparently has a shedding problem. disgusting as it was, i wish i’d had my digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i’m talking about.

anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it, actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak. i then came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs.

ass-hairs.

check this out:

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.html

[that link is dead. try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8]

colin sent me that. it’s quite funny. apparently, it “made him laugh until he peed himself.”

it’s been a month since i’ve posted. i’ll post a real update soon. maybe.

when you start dreaming about queueing theory, it’s time to wake up.