
This is me as a sophomore in high school
Do you think your Wu-Tang Sword Can Defeat Me?!?
Hello. My name is Lobo Licious, or Steev, or Scumdog Steev.
There’s not really a whole lot to know about me.
Here you go, though:
- Steev has a lovely wife named Liz. She is by far the coolest person in the world.
- Steev has facial hair. Usually.
- Licious lived in Lubbuttocks, Texass for many years
- Licious current resides in Houston/H-Town/Hustletown, Texass.
- Licious is a college graduate.
- Licious went to graduate school and has a Master’s degree in something or other.
- Licious has a job.
I rock.

This is me during a recent trip to South Park, Colorado
Wear the hat and do the dance and let the suit keep wearing you
Seriously.
Oh yeah, and here’s some more stuff:
- Licious is the Top Worshipper Type of Guy of the GREENY world Domination Task Force
- Scumdog Steev is a founding member of SCUMDOG Entertainment
- Scumdog Steev used to cohost a radio show on KTXT-FM. It has since been cancelled because the station management is/was a bunch of hypocrites
- Steev is a founding member and is one-sixth of stuN reeB, a group dedicated to toppling the evil regime of the Man
- Licious’s favorite bands are Baboon and The Rolling Stones
- Licious is an Eagle Scout
That’s about all there is to know about me. YAY.

This is me in May 2001