***** Announcing the Random, Out-of-Context fj Quote-Thing by GwD/Chach-O-Rama *****

- Who?

You, chach. Check it out.

- What?

A webpage that, when reloaded, displays a random, out-of-context quote by fastjack.

- When?

Like now, and shit. The shit now.

- Where?

http://www.chach-house.net/~lobo/fjquotes/

- Why?

It’s a good thing to check out if you can’t get your fix-o-fastjack.

Besides, it’s all on Seth’s bandwidth, so feel free to reload as often as you want.

- How

It’s a stupid 4 line php script. Whee.

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so, fastjack is a friend of mine. he’s one of the most witty and quotable people i’ve ever met. for several months, i’ve been logging quotes (out-of-context, naturally) from him that came up at various times during IM conversations. yesterday, i decided to put them all in a text file and write a php script that pulls one up at random when the page is reloaded. so here it is. (also, apparently some IRC fellows in the austin area (particularly lasher/sam) had a similar idea a long time ago; theirs was implemented as a bot. anyway, they gave me the quote file used by the bot, effectively doubling the number of quotes in the file. so, yeah, visit the above URL. reload a few times (or a bunch of times). laugh, cry.