Apr 07 2005

why do i even have this thing? i don’t ever update it anymore. such is the way with me and journals, i guess.

work has been a bit boring lately, but i shouldn’t complain too much. it’ll likely pick up in the next few days.

whee.

nothing out of the ordinary has been going on lately, which is a good thing. just work and stuff.

there’ll most likely be a new GwD release on or around 05/05/05, because that day can’t be passed up. i think all necessary files have been submitted, but i just need to edit them. it’s probably time for “The GwD Star Wars Special 3” or whatever, too. hrm. maybe greeny.org will be back to looking purty by then, too. and someday, i’m gonna mess with scumdog entertainment stuff some more (new site, new Retail Retards), so that’ll be fun too.

there actually is no real point to this entry. hah! it’s just a sort of checklist for me to keep track of the projects i want to work on. we’ll see what happens.

Apr 13 2005

this is gross, so feel free to skip it. or comment about how it made you vomit. or whatever.

so i just got back from the bathroom. when i got there, the two urinals were occupied. “no big deal,” i figured as i sauntered into one of the stalls. i was about to lift the seat, like a nice fellow, when i noticed that said seat was bespeckled with a multitude of hairs. ass-hairs. sure, it’s not uncommon to see an ass-hair or a stray pube on the toilet seat in a public bathroom; that’s what they make those seat covers for. but it is rare to see a multitude of ass-hairs on the same toilet seat. whoever used the stall last (hopefully just one person deposited these, since otherwise people would have been sitting on each-other’s ass-hairs, which would be quite disgusting) apparently has a shedding problem. disgusting as it was, i wish i’d had my digital camera just so i could show all of you fine people what i’m talking about.

anyway, i proceeded to lift the seat using my foot (just the bottom of it, actually), as i was taught in elementary school, and take my leak. i then came back to my office, shaking my head, pondering the ass-hairs.

ass-hairs.

Apr 30 2005

today is liz’s birthday. happy birthday, liz!

i’m quite lucky to be with the most amazing woman in the world. for instance, you know she’s a keeper if she wants to go out for pizza and beer for her birthday. that’s awesome, and that isn’t even what makes her great, it’s just a symptom of her greatness.

i love you, liz. happy birthday!